kieraplease:

🖤☠️ ig: kieraplease ☠️🖤

brutus-red-xiii:

vampireapologist:

darkbluemint:

vampireapologist:

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

iloveamelia:

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

midnight-mime:

Some of you have never lusted after a 200 year old vampire and it shows

longlivethlesbians:

my favorite thing is when ur not talking to a dog and then u just look at them and their tail starts wagging but like. unsure. and then u start talking to them and it gets a little faster and then u get all excited and they get all excited its just wonderful

deltanoid:

curvethemoonshine:

catchymemes:

🤘

I love them.